Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Wedge Antilles
WEDGE ANTILLES
Profile:
Species: Human
Height: 5'6" feet
Vehicle: T-65 X-wing starfighter
Language: English i guess
Homeworld: Corellia
Role: Starfighter Pilot
Known for: Death Star's Pain in the Neck (Wedge is responsible for helping Luke Skywalker destroy the 1st Death Star and for annihilating the 2nd Death Star by damaging the power regulator on the core's northwest tower)
Wedge is also known for the "greatest ace" pilot in the Rebellion
ADVANTAGES:
Air Combat Operations:
Ever heard of the T-65 X-wing starfighter? It is like a fighter aircraft but 20 times much powerful. Wedge has dog fighting prowess not only on air but in space as well. He is a legendary starfighter pilot and an elite starfighter squadron. He has been to so many battles and has survived most of the skilled enemy TIE starfighters even the dreaded Death Star. Make no mistake, Wedge Antilles will be Airforce's Top Gun.
NASA:
The National Aeronautics and Space Administration is an agency of the United States government, responsible for the nation's public space program. Since February 2006 NASA's self-described mission statement is to "pioneer the future in space exploration, scientific discovery, and aeronautics research."
NASA's ongoing investigations include in-depth surveys of Mars and Saturn and studies of the Earth and the Sun. Other NASA spacecraft are presently en route to Mercury and Pluto. With missions to Jupiter in planning stages, NASA's itinerary covers over half the solar system.
On September 28, 2007 Michael D. Griffin, who was at the time Administrator of NASA, stated that NASA aims to put a man on Mars by 2037.
Are you kidding me? Can you just erase the text above and just call Squad Leader Starfighter Pilot Wedge Antilles. This will save us billion of dollars on research, planning, overhead cost, constructing a spacecraft, etc. Wedge has traveled to more than 100 billion galaxies using his T-65 X-wing starfighter. He could bring us the information we needed in minutes, not in decades! Like in the Air force, Wedge would be an great asset to NASA. He is an expert ship mechanic. Wedge also invest a great deal of time in creating or enhancing new ships designs.
DISADVANTAGES:
Salary:
Star Wars currency is Republican Credits. Which is far more than the value of Pounds and American Dollars. Can you just imagine how much is the salary of our starfighter Antilles. Even if we negotiate, we won't even come close to the vicinity of Wedge's expecting salary. Unless of course you are planning to start a rebellion. Then there's a possibility of getting the services of Antilles.
There you have it. I am pretty sure you are dying to get Wedge's contact numbers just to ride his spacecraft and travel to different galaxies. Would like to be the first one to try?
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