Salacious B. Crumb

SALACIOUS B. CRUMB

Profile:

Species: Kowakian monkey-lizard
Height: 2'3" feet
Weapon: Laughter (Yes, laughter) Kowakian monkey-lizard used their very high pitch laugh to scare predators away.
Language: I guess it's still laughter
Homeworld: Kowak
Role: Employed as a Court Jester for Crime lord Jabba the Hutt
Known for: Known for his shrill laugh and sadistic sense of humor

ADVANTAGES:

In my own opinion, i don't really see any good advantage on this monkey-lizard. But let me try to look for some.

Laughter is the Best Medicine:
Since Court Jester is not that famous nowadays, i strongly suggest to use this pest by turning his negative and annoying trait into a positive vibe. We could send Salacious to Hospitals in order to give joy and laughter to patients. On the plus side, the Hospital Administration is not obligated to pay the Kowakian any money. Remember that Salacious used to serve Jabba the Hutt for free. Giving food to Salacious will be enough.


DISADVANTAGES:


Annoying Pest:
Only Jabba the Hutt is the only life form that is amazed by the jokes of this Kowakian. The rest are against him or not in favor of. Even the right hand man of Jabba is offended by this creature.
Your kids won't like this monkey-lizard. Everybody you know will not be impress by this creature.


Nasty kids will benefit from Salacious in a way of insulting other kids. Nice! I don't like this creature. Do you want it? You can have it! Take it, it's yours.