T-65 X-wing starfighter

T-65 X-Wing Starfighter


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Model: T-65 X-Wing Starfighter
Price: 149,999 Republican Credits
Lenght: 12.5 Meters
Maximum Acceleration: 3,700 G
Crew: 1 Pilot/ 1 Astromech Droid
Cargo Capacity: 110 Kilograms

ADVANTAGES:


State of the art Firepower:
The X-wing carried four Taim & Bak KX9 laser cannons, along with dual launch tubes for proton torpedoes.This could destroy an entire city. Other warheads, such as concussion missiles, could be fitted as an alternative secondary weapon. If one country has a X-wing starfighter, the enemy will immediately concede


Accuracy:
To aid in the firing of these weapons, an ANq 3.6 tracking computer was installed, giving pilots advanced tactical imagery to target, aim, and launch the torpedoes. This tracking computer had a success rate of 98.7%. So even if the pilot is blind or is in no condition to fly, the pilot will just have to rely on the spacecraft advanced technology.

Speed, Speed, Speed:
Sublight propulsion was generated by four Incom 4L4 fusial thrust engines, which gave the starfighter relatively fast space and atmospheric speed. Wanna fly from the U.S. to Hawaii and back? Flying with the X-wing could take you just a few seconds.The X-wing, unlike most fighters of the TIE series, was equipped with a hyperdrive. This made it capable of entering hyperspace. How about Mars, the possibilities are endless.

DISADVANTAGES:

Price:
149,999 Republican Credits!! How much is that? It's "Priceless"! All you can do is take a picture with your family or friends like going to a museum. Or you can post an image of the X-wing starfighter on your room.
How about a wallpaper on your computer? That sounds good isn't it?

But if you could steal 149,999 Republican Credits, would it be nice to turn this into a business venture. You can make your own Airline. You would monopolize the business since most of the rich people would prefer to save time even if they spend a large amount of money. This could kill the airline industry and can make you a fortune on your end. What do you say?

Wedge Antilles

WEDGE ANTILLES


Profile:

Species: Human
Height: 5'6" feet
Vehicle: T-65 X-wing starfighter
Language: English i guess
Homeworld: Corellia
Role: Starfighter Pilot
Known for: Death Star's Pain in the Neck (Wedge is responsible for helping Luke Skywalker destroy the 1st Death Star and for annihilating the 2nd Death Star by damaging the power regulator on the core's northwest tower)
Wedge is also known for the "greatest ace" pilot in the Rebellion

ADVANTAGES:

Air Combat Operations:
Ever heard of the T-65 X-wing starfighter? It is like a fighter aircraft but 20 times much powerful. Wedge has dog fighting prowess not only on air but in space as well. He is a legendary starfighter pilot and an elite starfighter squadron. He has been to so many battles and has survived most of the skilled enemy TIE starfighters even the dreaded Death Star. Make no mistake, Wedge Antilles will be Airforce's Top Gun.

NASA:
The National Aeronautics and Space Administration is an agency of the United States government, responsible for the nation's public space program. Since February 2006 NASA's self-described mission statement is to "pioneer the future in space exploration, scientific discovery, and aeronautics research."
NASA's ongoing investigations include in-depth surveys of Mars and Saturn and studies of the Earth and the Sun. Other NASA spacecraft are presently en route to Mercury and Pluto. With missions to Jupiter in planning stages, NASA's itinerary covers over half the solar system.
On September 28, 2007 Michael D. Griffin, who was at the time Administrator of NASA, stated that NASA aims to put a man on Mars by 2037.
Are you kidding me? Can you just erase the text above and just call Squad Leader Starfighter Pilot Wedge Antilles. This will save us billion of dollars on research, planning, overhead cost, constructing a spacecraft, etc. Wedge has traveled to more than 100 billion galaxies using his T-65 X-wing starfighter. He could bring us the information we needed in minutes, not in decades! Like in the Air force, Wedge would be an great asset to NASA. He is an expert ship mechanic. Wedge also invest a great deal of time in creating or enhancing new ships designs.


DISADVANTAGES:

Salary:
Star Wars currency is Republican Credits. Which is far more than the value of Pounds and American Dollars. Can you just imagine how much is the salary of our starfighter Antilles. Even if we negotiate, we won't even come close to the vicinity of Wedge's expecting salary. Unless of course you are planning to start a rebellion. Then there's a possibility of getting the services of Antilles.


There you have it. I am pretty sure you are dying to get Wedge's contact numbers just to ride his spacecraft and travel to different galaxies. Would like to be the first one to try?

Chewbacca

CHEWBACCA

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Nickname: "Chewie"
Species: Wookie
Height: 7 feet and 4 inches
Weapon: Bowcaster
Language: Shyriiwook (composed largely of grunts and growls)
Homeworld: Kashyyyk
Skills: Has enormous strength, and a skilled mechanic
Known for: Constant companion of Han Solo, co-pilot/first mate of the Millennium Falcon

ADVANTAGES:

Charm:
Ever wonder what would it be like having Chewbacca around your house. For starters, your children will be delighted. Imagine your daughter putting up ribbons and hairbands on Chewbacca's hair and head. To them it is like having a stuff toy, a doll, and a dog rolled into one.

Security and Protection:
If you have a son, i am sure they won't mind having a wookie around. Chewbacca might come in handy in school, those bullies won't be intimidating your kid anymore. They won't dare cause Chewbacca might pull their arm out of their sockets.
This mighty wookie can chaperoned your teen-age daughter at the prom. And if things get out of hand and our prized wookie is outnumbered, he can bring along his bowcaster (a powerful bow and arrow gun).

Mr. Fix-It:
How about house chores? No problem, throwing the trash, fixing the roof, doing the laundry. You don't have to hire a maid, a plumber, a electrician, etc. You could save a lot of time and money.

Personal Driver:
Did i mention that Chewbacca is the co-pilot of the Millennium Falcon and a skilled mechanic. Chewbacca could be your personal driver. How convenient!

Loyalty:
Overall, aside from Chewbacca's skills and charmed, his number one asset is loyalty. This wookie greatest strength is not from the outside but from the inside. He is faithful, dependable, devoted, and trustworthy.

DISADVANTAGES:

Life Debt:
In order to have Chewbacca's full service you should have what you call a "Life Debt". Meaning you should save Chewbacca's life at one particular incident and the wookie will owe you his life. And Life Debt is a valuable part of the Wookie culture. How should i do that? Will i risk my life for Chewbacca's undying servitude. Well, that's the price of Chewbacca! Take it or Leave it!

Language Barrier:
Anybody who knows how to speak Shyriiwook please raise your hands. Shyriiwook? Where in the world is that? You need another Star Wars character like C-3PO or Han Solo to do the translation for you. If you don't have that, you are in big trouble.

Competition:
What made you think that Chewbacca would fall on your lap instantly. But Chewbacca's owes me a Life Debt! Finder Keepers Baby! First come First serve! Anybody would crave for a wookie like that. With Chewbacca's height and enduring strength, Basketball teams in the NBA will also risk their lives to get Chewbacca's services.

So there, that is Chewbacca in a nutshell. What can Chewbacca do for you? You can leave a comment in order to convince Chewie to come to our world.